Official BS notes for 3rd sem :P

These are the BS notes backupo made by me which was mailed by the BS coordinator Monika Mam with the foll msg.


Dear Students ,
Here are some reference notes for BS Viva .Plesae prepere yourself.All the Best to you all .

From Monika Mam
BS Faculty and coordinator



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IT companies Full Names

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Infinitely Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting


NOTE : don't b surprised to see a post without anyone pic ... this is done coz some ppl don't have a life n always comment on others work indirectly coz they dont have the guts to say it face to face ..... :x

For those kinda ppl i have got 4 words "go, get a life"

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